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Last Updated: 26.06.2025 15:58
Analysis & Anal Cysts
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
They put up a sign reading
Do you think cheating is that bad?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Unacceptable again!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
So they tried
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Which is better for your skin red light therapy or blue light therapy?
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Freaks and Cheeks
No go.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
No, not a chance
Nuts and Butts
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
After 600 Years, Astronomers Finally Solve the Mystery of the Missing ‘Guest Star’ - Gizmodo
Still no good
Loons and Moons
Next, they tried...
The Dogs of Chernobyl Are Experiencing Rapid Evolution, Study Suggests - MSN
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
No way
Minds and Behinds
Autism and ADHD have distinct brain connectivity signatures, study finds - Medical Xpress
Just Forget it!
Then came..
So, the docs changed it to read
Forget Florida — these two unexpected states are the new retirement hot spots - Yahoo Finance
Hysterias & Posteriors
Another attempt resulted in ...
Still no good.
Beyond The Hype: What Apple's AI Warning Means For Business Leaders - Forbes
share office space ...
Thumbs down again.
Catatonics & High Colonics
What is Opec+ up to? - Financial Times
Everyone loved it.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Anne Wojcicki’s nonprofit reaches deal to acquire 23andMe - TechCrunch